Wikipedia

Wikipedia.
Wikipedia fails to agknowledge
People who derive their fame from the internet
Which is ironic.

War of Attrition

War of Attrition
Ten million men
Sent to a bloody death
So I can be with you.

Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere
Love is such a lovely word for
"I need to control you
For me to survive."

Conspiracy Theories Are Stupid
Roosevelt did not leave
Pearl Harbour intentionally vulnerable.
Conspiracy theories are stupid.

A List of Things to Write a Poem About.

A Poem, Written In the Form of a List, of Things I Would Like to Incorperate Into a Poem or Poems That I Would Like To Write:

• Hegemony.
• Limericks.
  
• A poem staring as a limerick.
• Satire.
• The Game.
• Nilhism.
• "Do not dream".
• Repitition.
• "Life is Nothing".
• "Wen solche Lehren nicht efreun, Verdienet nicht ein Mensch ze sein".
• Mocking emo kids.
• Geeky Humour.
• The lack of music videos on MTV.
• A rhyme sceme similar to Paul Brant's "Convoy".
• Ancient Philosophers.
• Stupid Names.
• Hippy Names.
• Frankenstien (his monster).
• The French Language.
• Politics.
• Plane crash sound effects.
• A description of a plane crash, people screaming, babies, flight attendants, escape shutes.
• Mash-ups: Song over song over song, at 500x speed.
• "In my spegettii".
• Skeletons in my closet.
• Make a list, raising my voice.
• Video games.
  

Two Poems

Untitled 1
I wonder if I
Can justify the writing
Of poems with no purpose or meaning.

Doubleplusungood
Why say terrible
When you can just say
Doubleplusungood?

A French Socials Studies Text Book

A List of People Famous Enough To Be In a French Socials Studies Text Book:

• Oliver Cromwell
• John Locke
• Josephine Bonapart
• William Johnson
• Juan Perez
• Lord Nelson
  

Beauty Magazines

I Enjoy Beauty Magazines Because They Objectify Women.
See title.

Two British Generals

Two British Generals
There were two British generals.
One thought he had a heart attack,
But it turned out to just be gas.

A List of Things That Are Funny.

A List of Things That Are Funny:

• The three stooges.
• Archie comics and stand-up comedians.
• The words "penis" and "vagina".

Hitler.

A List of Things That Are Not Funny:

• Testing of cosmetics on animals.
• Objectification of women by the media.
• The deaths of millions of Jews during the Halocaust.

Clowns.

An Apology

I have decided that I write enough poetry (and few enough comics) that I can justify making a poetry blog. I have a few notes about it though.

1. Everything from this post on (with the exception of short stories or comics is a poem. Why? Because I say so. It may not seem like a poem, but that's just because you aren't enlightened to my revolutionary style.
2. This blog is absolutely perfect. Any typos are added intentionally for poetic or dramatic effect.
3. I am, right here, officially linking all my works with happiness, puppies and freedom. If you don't like any of my works that also means you don't like happiness, puppies or freedom. If this is the case please report yourself to your local police station for your crimes against humanity.

Now that that's done, lets get to the poems.