An Apology

I have decided that I write enough poetry (and few enough comics) that I can justify making a poetry blog. I have a few notes about it though.

1. Everything from this post on (with the exception of short stories or comics is a poem. Why? Because I say so. It may not seem like a poem, but that's just because you aren't enlightened to my revolutionary style.
2. This blog is absolutely perfect. Any typos are added intentionally for poetic or dramatic effect.
3. I am, right here, officially linking all my works with happiness, puppies and freedom. If you don't like any of my works that also means you don't like happiness, puppies or freedom. If this is the case please report yourself to your local police station for your crimes against humanity.

Now that that's done, lets get to the poems.